February 2012
30 posts
The Tangential: How “The Misfits” Does Everything... →
thetangential:
I watched every single episode of “Lost” just to make sure that I was informed in my decision to rate it as “sucky.” Out of boredom, I’ve been watching “The Misfits” on Hulu, and after an impressive episode about time traveling to kill Hitler, it occurred to me that it is the perfect version…
they’ll find us here, here, here in the guest room
eblanc:
No one is worth your dignity.
it's gonna run out
Anonymous asked: do you got a boyfran? what is his naaame?
and you tell me that I look sad
pickingupgoodvibrations asked: and i swear in THAT moment we were infinite
freesiafaces asked: I fortgot to tell you that I was going to get french toast sticks for your surprise party. Next year, maybe.
Valentine's Day Plans
kerynb:
Ask Mr. Gorbachev to tear down this wall without stuttering
Try to get my throat to stop making those weird noises in philosophy
Try to fulfill empty promises I made to babies
Finally buy a pet store for my sims
Homework
OH GOD KERYN
YOU’RE A PERFECT ANGEL and I miss you <3
whosboniver:
VERY SENSITIVE/LITERARY INDIE BRO WHO WRITES SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE A “LOOSE PILE OF GAUZE” AND “GENERALLY SINGS AS IF HE’S AFRAID HE MIGHT BRUISE A WORD BY ARTICULATING IT.” HE WAS CONFINED TO A REMOTE CABIN BY THE WISCONSIN STATE GOVERNMENT BUT LATER RECEIVED A PARDON FROM SCOTT WALKER. YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ INSTEAD
pickingupgoodvibrations asked: i saw you at dinner, but i miss you. too much?
Can we all stop pretending that the vulgar things they make Betty White say now are funny? This over-sexed version of her makes me really uncomfortable and it should make you uncomfortable, too. “It’s hilarious cause she’s so fucking old!” Fuck you; it’s like she gets more crass every time a golden girls cast member dies, and I, for one, think it’s sick.
“But, creature of the weather, I
don’t want to go any faster than
I have to go to win.”
paterson, william carlos williams
January 2012
23 posts
in the bathroom
and I hear medieval noises coming from the stall next to me; I go to wash my hands and so does the other girl and we make eye contact like “oh my god you just heard me shart” “yeah I totally did, and I’m not gonna forget it.”
“there it is: we are only one shove from the nest”
am I crazy?
I’m not crazy.
what's ur dick like, homie, what're you into?...
TITBUCKETS I HAVE TO WORK THURSDAY NIGHTS 11-1...
I will be DAMNED if I am going to give up my thirsty thursdays. not even happening.
“you use a net to catch a fish; when you’ve caught a fish, throw away the net. You use a trap to catch a rabbit; when you’ve caught a rabbit, you throw away the trap. You use a word to catch meaning; when you’ve caught the meaning, throw away the word.”
or something like that.
thanks, col.
probably the best cuddling the world’s most uncomfortable hardwood floor in that rando brooklyn apartment has ever SEEN
